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"You Can't Handle the Press!"

Match 4 vs. Colorado Rapids

Mar 17 • Rory Kirke

Match 3 vs. Orlando

Mar 9 • Rory Kirke

The Boy From the Bronx!

Match 2 at Philadelphia Union

Mar 3 • Rory Kirke

"Did Anyone Bring a Cap?"

Match 1 at LA Galaxy

Feb 25 • Rory Kirke

First Round Game 3 at Charlotte

Nov 13, 2025 • Rory Kirke

"Wait, New York is Blue? (Always Was, Jürgen)"

Match 31 at Red Bulls

Oct 2, 2025 • Rory Kirke

"If You Squint Really Hard, You'll See a 2-0 Loss"

Match 30 vs. Charlotte

Sep 23, 2025 • Rory Kirke

Match 29 vs. Columbus

Sep 21, 2025 • Rory Kirke

Match 28 at Chicago

Sep 15, 2025 • Rory Kirke

"How are You Wearing All That?"

Match 18 vs. Atlanta

Jun 25, 2025 • Rory Kirke

"A Mullet in Nashville?"

Match 17 at Nashville

Jun 2, 2025 • Rory Kirke

"I'm Just, Like, the Tiredest I've Ever Been in My Life."

Match 16 vs. Houston

May 30, 2025

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