MLS Cup Eastern Conference Semifinals: "See You All Next Season!*"

MLS Cup Round 1, Game 3: "Accidentally Became Important at Work"

MLS Cup Round 1, Game 2: "Do a Panenka"

MLS Cup Round 1, Game 1: "???"

Match 33: "I Vote We Take It Easy Now!"

Match 32: "We Win Here More Than Red Bulls Do!"

Match 31: "I Left My Wife and Kids For This..."

Match 30: "The Sandman Rises!"

Match 29: "At Least We've an Easy Game Next!"

Match 28: "Martinez was offside. Please do not check it."

Match 27: "Eh Ref?"

Match 26: "Hit 'em with the Honk-Shoo Mimimimi"