Love them or hate them, pigeons are as New York as it gets. After any match, whether you’re leaving Yankee Stadium or Citi Field, you’re almost guaranteed a send-off from a few chunky pigeons waddling under the subway platform, doing what they do best: whatever they want.
We’re proud to introduce our latest shirt from Rory Kirke’s pen: the Chubby Pigeon Tee. Featuring the motto “Be Consistently Good, Not Occasionally Great,” it’s a tribute to our favorite—and most consistent—urban bird. You can grab yours now at The Outfield’s Etsy store.
Got a tiny human who channels big pigeon energy? We’ve got baby onesies, toddler tees, and kids’ sizes:
And if shirts aren’t your thing, you’ll find the chubby pigeon lounging on a hat and some other random stuff we mostly added to annoy Luis.
Here’s what the embroidery should look like:
Shop the Chubby Pigeon Tee (and more) at The Outfield’s Etsy store. If you’re a paid subscriber, check your inbox for a discount code. Tag us when yours lands—we want to see how the bird fits. ❧
Image: Rory Kirke, The Chubby Pigeon












