The Chubby Pigeon

Introducing our latest merch drop from Rory Kirke—because greatness is overrated, and consistency waddles.

Love them or hate them, pigeons are as New York as it gets. After any match, whether you’re leaving Yankee Stadium or Citi Field, you’re almost guaranteed a send-off from a few chunky pigeons waddling under the subway platform, doing what they do best: whatever they want.

We’re proud to introduce our latest shirt from Rory Kirke’s pen: the Chubby Pigeon Tee. Featuring the motto “Be Consistently Good, Not Occasionally Great,” it’s a tribute to our favorite—and most consistent—urban bird. You can grab yours now at The Outfield’s Etsy store.

Got a tiny human who channels big pigeon energy? We’ve got baby onesies, toddler tees, and kids’ sizes:

And if shirts aren’t your thing, you’ll find the chubby pigeon lounging on a hat and some other random stuff we mostly added to annoy Luis.

Here’s what the embroidery should look like:

Shop the Chubby Pigeon Tee (and more) at The Outfield’s Etsy store. If you’re a paid subscriber, check your inbox for a discount code. Tag us when yours lands—we want to see how the bird fits. ❧

Image: Rory Kirke, The Chubby Pigeon