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Kevin Nelson's avatar

Please don't tell me this is gonna come down to Jesus Medina from the penalty spot

NYCFC Tactics's avatar

NEGATIVE FORMULATION

Trey Fillmore's avatar

sweating like Giuliani rn

Kevin Nelson's avatar

it's in moments like these, that I'm really glad we live in a world with alcohol

The Outfield's avatar

Opta says xG is NYCFC 1.33 - 1.04 Orlando at the half, and most of theirs came on the penalty. Keaton's big chance had a 40% chance of scoring. Good sign if we can keep this up, though!

Kevin Nelson's avatar

Gallese man of the match right now

Kevin Nelson's avatar

I like where your head is at

NYCFC Tactics's avatar

Dont get Kevin excited

Kevin Nelson's avatar

Gary reminds me of Paul Bettany's character from A Knight's Tale

John Muller's avatar

Start writing, NYCFC Tactics.

NYCFC Tactics's avatar

im here for these references

Kevin Nelson's avatar

I watched the first half of that movie yesterday because of your subliminal messaging in your article

Alec Kossoff's avatar

Ruan 1v1 with Mata had me having flashbacks

John Muller's avatar

This but literally anyone 1v1 with Mata in the defensive third.

Alec Kossoff's avatar

Can I get a jazz music short video of that turn from Keaton?

Alec Kossoff's avatar

Just kicked him in the head there....no yellow?

Phil's avatar

Just watched the TUDN replay... nothing really in it...

Kevin Nelson's avatar

Medina being involved in any attempt to build out of our own third gives me heartburn

Alec Kossoff's avatar

I thought that was just my hangover

Kevin Nelson's avatar

I wish that was the reason!

Kevin Nelson's avatar

There's going to be a red card in this game, I feel it in my core

Alec Kossoff's avatar

Tbt David villa Chicago game

Kevin Nelson's avatar

I need to be repaired

Alec Kossoff's avatar

I can't stop crying and laughing and I dont know how to feel.

Trey Fillmore's avatar

ENTERED THE "YELL SHOOT AT SEBASTIAN IBEAGHA" PORTION OF NERVES